“I can relate to Ted Cruz,” Stephen Colbert mentioned on Thursday night time. “Now that Joe’s president, I discover it a lot simpler to sleep, too.”
“And get this: 85 p.c of people that watched Biden’s speech authorised of it. That’s wonderful. The one different issues Individuals like that a lot are Dolly Parton and cheese fries.” — JIMMY FALLON
“In Trump’s first 100 days he achieved so much, too. He tweeted that Snoop Dogg’s profession was failing, that Nordstrom was imply to Ivanka, and that he was a greater host of ‘The Apprentice’ than Arnold Schwarzenegger.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
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